My name is Ali. Just a junior in high school. 17. Nothing special. I like food, netflix, the color purple, and other stuff. Dave Matthews is life. Because I can.
Meanwhile on a parallel universe
I laughed way too hard at this
six word autobiography: “fuck goddamnit i fucked up so bad”
guys i specifically made that sentence seven words long so someone could comment “but thats seven words” and i could say “fuck i did it again i fucked up” so we could all have a good laugh but no one said it. yall fucked up. i fucked up because i assumed yall wouldnt fuck up. everythings fucked up
IT’S ON MY DASH AGAINNNN
YES! IT’S FINALLY BACK
FUCK BITCHES GET MONEY
WHAT DID I JUST WATCH. I NEED TO STOP WATCHING EVERY VIDEO THAT APPEARS ON MY DASH
i will never stop reblogging this
current mood: tamagotchi after it poops
if I ever commit a murder I’m blaming this post
1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.