trippingonjlaw:

Are we not going to discuss this

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validx2:

When the cashier hold’s up your $20 to see if it’s real

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gnarly:

when your teacher asks u why ur late to class

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minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

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When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.

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makochantachibanana:

theblogofeternalstench:

I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.

you’ve made the right choice

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She tasted like alcohol and memes.

—Six Word Story (via yungsaintjesus)

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greydelisle:

I thought Pitbull’s first name was “Featuring”.

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chipsprites:

Playing against a friend who’s new to the game

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When they start winning

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