Are we not going to discuss this
When the cashier hold’s up your $20 to see if it’s real
when your teacher asks u why ur late to class
When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.
(Source: anondracomalfoy, via maxagra)
I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.
you’ve made the right choice
She tasted like alcohol and memes.
—Six Word Story (via yungsaintjesus)
I thought Pitbull’s first name was “Featuring”.
Playing against a friend who’s new to the game
When they start winning