illegalaustralien:

Friend: If you had a superpower, which one would you choose?

Me:

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looking-4-the-upsides:

Here’s some of the best senior quotes from my school’s yearbook for this year…

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methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

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yungtapatio:

My favorite line of all time.

(Source: nipplethief, via wizard-sex)

zachlilley:

hidden-secret3:

listoflifehacks:

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That last one though. Where am I going to get a west tissue?

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designerreign:

If Belle never found the castle…

designerreign:

If Belle never found the castle…

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carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

(Source: lmpossibleprincess, via pizza)

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