My name is Ali. Just a junior in high school. 17. Nothing special. I like food, netflix, the color purple, and other stuff. Dave Matthews is life. Because I can.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WOULD HEAR IN CASE OF A NUCLEAR ATTACK
Many countries have systems that allow them to speak to as many people as possible in case of something catastrophic.
The United States has the Emergency Alert System. When triggered, the system interrupts all T.V and radio systems to speak.
This is what it sounds like.
The most creepiest and terrifying noise and voices ever.
—Becca Fitzpatrick, Hush, Hush (via feellng)
WATCH THE LADY IN THE BLUE MOVE HER KID WHEN SHE SEES MAMA GETTING READY
Naa the combos tho.
i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”
so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever
and then i checked their names
they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD
WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS
Sweetheart, you won’t last any longer than I did.
gf: babe come over
me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky
gf: my parents are out
at what point does a joke die because i think we’ve beaten this horse into the ground with an aluminum bat
*awkwardly steals yo bitch*
It’s more disturbing with the USB cable plugged in.