My name is Ali. Just a senior in high school. 17. Nothing special. I like food, netflix, the color purple, and other stuff. Dave Matthews is life. Because I can.
when someone on your dash is nightblogging and its still daytime where you live
This Is How Koalas Run
I can die in peace now
The tenth Doctor and Rose walk into a bar. Not the same bar of course. They are in two different universes
you’re a fucking asshole
IHust wiOke upmy whol hOUSSe
I’m telling this story again b/c fuck it but anyways I was playing D&D and one of my friends went “brown bear brown bear what do you see” and on cue three of us turn to him and like, death metal screech “ALLLL”.
The dude goes completely pale faced. I saw true horror in his eyes.
He didn’t know the joke.
So apparently dude just had three of his best friends demonically screech at him for no goddamn reason.
I do not think I will ever cause that level of sheer terror and confusion ever again in my life.
When your songs know what u do in the dark:
When u know where the party went:
When you’re a remix and you’re raised like a phoenix:
When u say my name and i’m held against u:
When u don’t panic:
when ur ready for another bad poem:
i love this picture of my mom because she just gave birth and she not even impressed
will u ever be proud of me mom
Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed
he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees them together and the whole town is horribly racist and that’s why she starts killing people
I WILL DEFEND THESE TWO TO THE GRAVE